Thread: Feary has swine flu!

[hos]rec: feary has swine flu!!! one of our very own clan members. how cool is that.

guv: fuk yes!
guv: hope he dies!

[hos]rec: we wont have played a game, and we'll be the talk of the community
[hos]rec: it'll be the perfect time to release a new frag video... mega views.
[hos]rec: this is awesome.

guv: best news in ages
guv: the feary tribute vid
guv: should open the vid with a pic of feary having sex with a pig

Apparently...

Feary bought several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc...

After several weeks, he noticed that none of the pigs were getting pregnant, and called a vet for help. The vet told him that he should try artificial insemination.

Feary didn't have the slightest idea what this meant but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asked the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet told him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.

Feary gave it some thought. He came to the conclusion that artificial insemination meant he had to impregnate the pigs. So, he loaded the pigs into his truck, drove them out into the woods, had sex with them all, brought them back and went to bed.

Next morning, he woke up and looked out at the pigs. Seeing that they were all still standing around. He concluded that the first try didn't take, and loaded them into the truck again. He drove them out to the woods, banged each pig twice for good measure, brought them back and went to bed.

Next morning, he woke to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, Feary told himself, and proceeded to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spent all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, fell listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he couldn't even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs.

He asked his mum to look out the window and tell him if the pigs were laying in the mud. "No," she said, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."

Awesome show guys!
You'll be glad to know I'm nearly recovered

Bah. Well can we pretend you're dead and make it anyway? I have all the material here for the picture of you having sex with pigs.

Originally Posted by rec

I have all the material here for the picture of you having sex with pigs.

Doesn't that really say more about you than him Jamie?



Get well soon mate, and try not to pass it on.