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05-10-2008, 03:06 PM
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Darth Bucky
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Tom> here's a tip, you can't substitute a washing machine for a dish washer <Ben> ... <Tom> can you hear the noise from up the street? <Ben> no... which way around did you mix them up? <Tom> I tried cutlery in the washing machine. it's scratching the door up <Ben> !!!!!! are you insane? <Tom> nowai <Ben> knives at 1200RPM <Tom> it won't be 1200RPM <Ben> it will when it gets to the spin cycle <Tom> ! <Tom> brb
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11-11-2008, 11:05 PM
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<glowsun> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<glowsun> and got mauled <glowsun> and people were talking about how there should have been better defenses put up to prevent people getting into the cage <glowsun> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent <glowsun> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in ... [Oni] F*ck! [Oni] I'm just about out of black ink [Krypton] printer? [Oni] No, the type I disperse to run from predators. |
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12-11-2008, 07:50 PM
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nApster
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#831195 +(2990)- [X]
(@Dreki) I just realized something. (@Dreki) A is the 1st letter of the alphabet and H is the 8th letter, right? (@Dreki) 9/11=0.8181818181=HAHAHAHA.
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04-01-2009, 06:56 PM
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Location: Adelaide, SA
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#608100 +(907
 - [X]<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied <emoti_conartist> lol <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy <cassius_clay13> so he ****ing KICKS one of the stall doors open <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to **** him up... so i'd better hit him first' <cassius_clay13> so he ****ing SMACKS this guy in the face <cassius_clay13> and runs away <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
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04-01-2009, 07:27 PM
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HAHAHAH!
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