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its not bash but i must share it. ahhh racism.
#30020 (5408/8206) **You know you're in a Racist channel when you see this** (19:22:54)<Jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my niggers. (19:22:59)<Naive-EOC> Dead? (19:23:01)<Derid-EOC> In the Field? (19:23:02)<Ball-licker> In jail? (19:23:06)<Humur> Killing each other? (19:23:0 (19:23:09)<Sailym> Covered in blood? (19:23:11)<Humur> 5$ a piece? (19:23:13)<Derid-EOC> Stupid? (19:23:20)<Jaayy> ... (19:23:31)<Jaayy> BLACK YOU ****ING RACIST BASTARDS! I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK! and... #54388 (3926/4810) [Oni] ****! [Oni] I'm just about out of black ink [Krypton] printer? [Oni] No, the type I disperse to run from predators. #59780 (1305/1723) <Toba> how can you be decidedly and forcefully indifferent? <est> I DON'T CARE
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stupidity is not a crime
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nice site! another from the same site
Jenna says: I Jenna says: l Jenna says: o Jenna says: v Jenna says: e Jenna says: y David says: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Jenna says: what the **** is your problem? Jenna says: why do you always do that?
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Yeah Hup!
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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<Runter> If I ever become ruler of the world
<Runter> I'm going to hold huge "Where's Waldo" contests <Runter> Dress one guy up as waldo and put him in a crowd of like 1000 people <Runter> and get people from helicopters to try to find him <Runter> to win they have to shoot him <Jay> Why would you have to shoot him? <Runter> Because I've always wanted to ****ing kill waldo. I mean seriously who doesn't ****ing hate him? <Jay> I don't <Runter> Well then, do you like dress-up?
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Citizen of the World
Old school
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Adelaide
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Bash.org is down at the moment. If anyone can help there's a msg on their home page...
...so anyway... I had to go the next best thing: QDB: Quote Database Home Anyway. You know how there's some classic bash quotes, but then they all become not funny after you've read them over and over? Well no matter how many times I come across this again I still lol. l70uke: network connections says it cant find an IP address dbbolton: open a web browser and type 192.168.1.1 in the address bar dbbolton: what happens l70uke: "please enter disk into drive a" dbbolton: what the F*CK |
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Citizen of the World
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Adelaide
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Awesome. I've had to go to QDB: Quote Database Home in the meantime... *shrugs
Edit: Bash must have all it's crap mixed up. I'm sure Keith dodged that bullet a while ago. |
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rare spawn
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#834654 +(2516)- [X]
lemonlimeskull: Keith dodged a serious bullet thanks to his massive stupidity. Opium: Hmm? lemonlimeskull: Well, as you may know he lost his license months ago lemonlimeskull: So he's been biking everywhere, which has lead to him losing a bunch of weight lemonlimeskull: He bikes to Walmart today and as soon as he gets to the electronics department, realizes his wallet's fallen out, probably somewhere along the highway. lemonlimeskull: So he takes the memory card he wanted, puts it up in his baggy sleeve, and goes to leave. killjay: Uh oh lemonlimeskull: Yeah. lemonlimeskull: Naturally, security stops him as he gets within 5 feet of the front doors. This huge obese woman who is obviously having a really bad day - or just hates her job. killjay: o shit lemonlimeskull: She stops him, GRABS his arm, RIPS up his sleeve, and WRENCHES the card out of his hand. lemonlimeskull: He knows he's screwed so he starts crying in the middle of the ****ing store. He cries all the way back to the security office, and everyone's staring at him the whole way. Opium: So he's sitting in jail right now lemonlimeskull: That's the awesome part. The manager takes a look at him, notices the bike helmet, poorly fitting clothes, lack of any ID whatsoever, and the fact that he's crying like a three year old. killjay: .... -_- lemonlimeskull: Yes. He was let go and the security woman got chewed out for hurting a "retarded kid". |
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