Old hobbling people can in fact move quite fast.

[Jay]

So we just had some crazy old woman steal our mail FROM our mailbox.

I was working on something so I figured five seconds to finish it off then I run off outside to chase after her and retrieve our mail.

She had this hobble, so I had this great notion a head start would only be fair.

So leads in our point in fact that, old people that hobble, can in fact move quite fast if they are being chased or yelled at in some manner.

So which leads in conclusion if some old bat pretends to hobble in front of you. Yell at them, or pretend to run at them (in a car or on foot) is your choice.

[psyave]

you were never the athlete at school were you jay?