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Old 24-05-2004, 04:48 PM   #21 (permalink)
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A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"

bwhwahahahhahahahahahah nice one knighty
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Old 24-05-2004, 04:50 PM   #22 (permalink)
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why did the lebanese cross the road?

to bash up the chicken.


















why did the fifty lebanese cross the road?

because the chicken was winning.
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Old 24-05-2004, 05:13 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Q) Whats knights idea of telling jokes
A) Rehashing old blonde jokes.

Its funny in a sad way.
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Old 24-05-2004, 05:26 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Q: whats the difference between blue and a crack dealer?
A: blue washes his crack and sells it again :P

lol ok a bit old but funny
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Old 24-05-2004, 05:33 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Q. Why don't Lebanese brides wear their panties at their wedding?
A. To keep the flies off the wedding cake.
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Old 24-05-2004, 06:54 PM   #26 (permalink)
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oh dood

cmon thats ripe but good

q. wots worse than ten babies in a bucket?

a. one baby in ten buckets.





q. wots worse than unloading a truck full of babies with a shovel?

a. unloading it with a pitch fork.
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Old 24-05-2004, 08:07 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Man 1: My Dog has no nose

Man 2: My god...how does he smell???

Man 1: TERRIBLE! HO HO HO HO
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Old 24-05-2004, 08:50 PM   #28 (permalink)
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What's small, black and tap's at the window?

A baby in a microwave.



What's blue and sits in the corner?

A baby with a razor blade.



Why couldn't the baby fit through the doorway?

Because it had a javelin through its head.
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Old 24-05-2004, 08:57 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Why couldn't the baby fit through the doorway?

Because it had a javelin through its head.
rofl. thats harsh.

What do you give a deaf dumb and blind woman with no arms and no legs for christmas?

Cancer.
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Old 24-05-2004, 09:07 PM   #30 (permalink)
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mwhahahaha these are killing me

its even funnier when people **** up telling jokes and milenko corects matt... I mean them :P


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