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Old 24-05-2004, 11:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot
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Old 24-05-2004, 11:15 AM   #12 (permalink)
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whats a+b equal

Answer: C
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Old 24-05-2004, 11:17 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Two cows in a feild.
one looks up and says.. "hey look a bird."
the other one says "Holyshit a talking cow!!!"
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Old 24-05-2004, 11:27 AM   #14 (permalink)
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What do you call a three legged Donkey?

A wonky.
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Old 24-05-2004, 11:31 AM   #15 (permalink)
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What do you call a three legged Donkey?

A wonky.
what do you call a one eyed, 3 legged donkey?

a winky wonky donkey

lol i love it
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Old 24-05-2004, 11:42 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Q. what do you call a deer with no eyes??

A. No idea!

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes or no legs??

A. Still no idea

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no dick

A. ****ing still no idea
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Old 24-05-2004, 12:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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How can it **** with no dick?

I think you ****ed it
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Old 24-05-2004, 03:06 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Two condoms are walking past a gay bar. One turns to the other and says,

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Old 24-05-2004, 03:32 PM   #19 (permalink)
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A. Still no ****ing idea.
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Old 24-05-2004, 04:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Q. How many elephants can you fit in a mini?
A. Four, Two in the front and two in the back

Q. How can you tell if an Elephants been in your fridge
A. There's foot prints in the butter

Q. How can you tell if four Elephants have been in your fridge?
A. Theres a mini parked in your driveway
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